These 5 Books Make for a Fun Bathroom Read & The Ideal Father’s Day Gift
A dad’s life is a busy one, full of hard work, endless DIY and the tiresome burden of having to know the answer to every question. Very rarely will a dad get any time to himself, which is why every precious moment spent alone in the bathroom is a treasure. Why not help your dad enrich his toilet time with some hilarious reading material? A chuckle or two whilst he’s on the loo will go a long way to earning you some brownie points this Father’s Day.
1- The Book of General Ignorance
What if I told you that everything you’ve ever learned were a lie? You’d likely call me a liar, which wouldn’t be far from the truth. That being said; this book is proof that there is an awful lot of false information flying about! Arm your old man with a wealth of useless knowledge, ‘cause you never know when he may find himself teetering on the cusp of a life or death situation, based on whether or not he knows that Bugs Bunny is in fact a hare and not a rabbit.
2- The Ultimate Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Obviously your ol’ dad already knows everything about everything, but just in case he forgets how to survive a bear attack, you should definitely grab him this book for a little light reading when he’s on the loo. Turn your father into a survival expert with knowledge enough to rival the mighty Bear Grylls.
3 – Why Do Men Have Nipples?
A question that has plagued mankind since the dawn of time. Why on earth do we have nipples? You can find out if you buy this book. It is filled to the brim with all of those embarrassing questions that you’d only ever ask your doctor if you were black-out drunk. This book can save lives! If you care about your old man and his well-being, then you should probably buy him this for Father’s day this year.
4 – Mommy Knows Worst
This book is a personal favourite of mine! Proof that mums don’t always know best. Packed with some of the most shockingly inappropriate parental advice from the 40’s and 50’s. The perfect way to make your dad feel a bit better about the way he raised you. He may not have been perfect, but at least he hasn’t lathered you in oil and left you out in the sun to cook.
5 – What’s In a Name?
Again, dad’s love knowing everything, so this is a great gift on Father’s Day. It reveals the tales behind some of the best known products, events and names in the world. Learn why microwaves are called microwaves…Because why wouldn’t your dad want to know that?